Granny's gone and done it again

[twisted-acres-farm]

I wonder if I will even get an egg. Jubilees still lay on the ground so I toss them.

there is NOTHING wrong with an egg laid on the ground as long as you check daily I use/sell them ALL the time

 

[BantyChooks]

I got this from my cousin and IMMEDIATELY thought of @BantyChooks

Two Indians and I


were walking through the woods.


All of a sudden one of the Indians


ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.



"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"


he called into the cave and listened closely


until he heard an answering,


"Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!


He then tore off his clothes


and ran into the cave.



I was puzzled


and asked the remaining Indian


what it was all about.


"Was that Indian crazy or what?"





The Indian replied


"No, It is our custom during mating season


when Indian men see cave, they holler


'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.


If they get an answer back,


it means there's a beautiful woman


in there waiting for us."





Just then they came upon another cave.


The second Indian ran up to the cave,


stopped, and hollered,


"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"


Immediately, there was the answer.


"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep


inside.


He also tore off his clothes and ran into the


opening.





I wandered around in the woods


alone for a while, and then spied a third large


cave.


As I looked in amazement at the size


of the huge opening, I was thinking,


"Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!


It's bigger than those the Indians found.


There must be some really big, fine woman in


this cave!"


I stood in front of the opening


and hollered with all my might,


"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"





Like the others, I then heard an answering


call,


"WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"


With a gleam in my eye and a smile on my face,


I raced into the cave,


tearing off my clothes as I ran.



The following day,


the headline of the local newspaper read ... ..








NAKED CANADIAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!!!!!


Don’t feel bad… I didn’t see it coming


either.

Very funny.

 

[campingshaws]

Banty, you see my pic??

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Its dirty

so use a damp cloth and wipe off the dirt OR rinse under running water

 

[BantyChooks]

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Is this a zip? Two others were pipped, and I made holes in three. All six still alive at this point.

No touching the eggs under a broody.

Looks like it's starting.

 

[CapricornFarm]

so use a damp cloth and wipe off the dirt OR rinse under running water

It was actually poopy. I said the same thing, lol.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Didn't everyone ???

NOPE never honestly liked pepperoni and it sure doesn't like me.

 

[campingshaws]

No touching the eggs under a broody.

Looks like it's starting.

Trust, I paid dearly. Scovies don't mess around! Also they were supposed to hatch Sunday and have been internally pipped at least that long.

 

[BantyChooks]

Trust, I paid dearly. Scovies don't mess around! Also they were supposed to hatch Sunday and have been internally pipped at least that long.

Ouch. Need some bandaids?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Banty, you see my pic??

I read they stop yawning when they are ready. If they are still yawning they are still absorbing . I of course have no clue.