Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

Princess slapped me once early in our marriage. I deserved it.

you know Im gonna ask....

 

[Granny Hatchet]

sour, I had to bite my tongue. thread, Turkey pulling her feathers out. LOL I would appreciate all the help I could get here at Thanksgiving. Self plucking turkeys !

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I told my husband when we met, if he ever hit me, i would leave and never return. He probably thought i was nuts. But he never has, even though i slapped him in the face once when i was pregnant!

I went after mine with a kitchen knife. I cut his throat . Just not deep enough

 

[CapricornFarm]

I went after mine with a kitchen knife. I cut his throat . Just not deep enough

What???

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Was thinking of a time I was at my sisters house with my mom and a few others . Mom was telling a story of her time of living in a haunted house. I had heard this story many times and was a bit bored. My sister sat with her back to the rest of the house and well, you know me.. I made my eyes go real big looking over her shoulder and pointed behind her and screamed. Scared her to death ! She screamed, fell back in the chair and busted it in the floor. Peeps, she come up swinging ! I couldnt stop laughing. She was beating my ask and all I could do was stand there and take it. hahahaaa

 

[jane s chickens]

Auburn gonna beat Georgia 40 to 17. Bama playing miss St at 7pm. Does anyone care?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

hahaa, Sorry Jane, Its like speaking french to me. But I like to hear you talk

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I dont know what possessed me to buy a turkey. Its 18 lbs . Robert dont eat turkey.

 

[jane s chickens]

Im gonna buy turkey for Thanksgiving. Dh just asked me to cook him roast beef in Crock-Pot for Thanksgiving. No one cared that I got a storage bldg to fix up pretty much as I please.

 

[CapricornFarm]

I dont know what possessed me to buy a turkey. Its 18 lbs . Robert dont eat turkey.

But it is great protein and you will get loads of meals from it. Maybe have the grandkids over! Ever make turkeyburgers? You take cream of chicken soup, add just enough water to make a thick gravy. Then add a bunch of chopped up turkey. Ladle onto a bun, enjoy! Really taste amazing.