Granny's gone and done it again

[CapricornFarm]

My husband convinced the kids that i am older than he, but in fact he is over 6 months older!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I wont be older for over a month

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

the sister that dh died, neither one of us was talking to her. She said you know when Kim died she wasnt talking to her either and she had so much guilt she had a stroke . I said ya, I i had a heart attack. She said well you dont want that guilt to eat you up if something happens to her and I said just about the same thing you did and she stopped talking to me.

OH so different sister WHY didn't you say so in the first place

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I wont be older for over a month

and then for 7 months you will be a WHOLE YEAR older

But I likes older women always have. Of course soon that means my "dating pool" will reside at the nursing homes.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

OH so different sister WHY didn't you say so in the first place

payton place

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

My husband convinced the kids that i am older than he, but in fact he is over 6 months older!

LMAO I hope you made him "pay" for that

 

[Granny Hatchet]

and then for 7 months you will be a WHOLE YEAR older

But I likes older women always have. Of course soon that means my "dating pool" will reside at the nursing homes.

there you go, mathing again. hahaa

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Dad was 4 or 5 years older then mother BUT she started getting we want you letters from AARP years before dad did. Which amused all of us greatly except her of course.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I have pain clinic tomorrow

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

there you go, mathing again. hahaa

maybe I will send you a mini calculator for your birthday.