Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

So thinking about nuking left over mashed taters with a little ranch dressing (because I am out of sour cream) and a slab of ham for dinner,

have you tried the cucumber ranch dressing ?

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

have you tried the cucumber ranch dressing ?

no I haven't

I usually make my own using the seasoning packet, milk and miracle whip.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Husband comes home from work and wife says, honey the washing machine is broke. Can you take a look at it ? He responds, Who do I look like , the Maytag man? Next day, same thing, Hon the fridge is on the fritz, can you take a look? He snaps Do I look like a repair man ? 3rd day husband comes home , wife says, Honey , the cable went out but dont worry I got it fixed. I called the cable company and the repair man said I could either have sex with him or bake him a cake. He fixed the washer and fridge too. Husband says, What kind of cake did you bake him ?? and wife responds, Do I look like Betty Crocker ?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

no I haven't

I usually make my own using the seasoning packet, milk and miracle whip.

I have that but never tried it yet

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Husband comes home from work and wife says, honey the washing machine is broke. Can you take a look at it ? He responds, Who do I look like , the Maytag man? Next day, same thing, Hon the fridge is on the fritz, can you take a look? He snaps Do I look like a repair man ? 3rd day husband comes home , wife says, Honey , the cable went out but dont worry I got it fixed. I called the cable company and the repair man said I could either have sex with him or bake him a cake. He fixed the washer and fridge too. Husband says, What kind of cake did you bake him ?? and wife responds, Do I look like Betty Crocker ?

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I have that but never tried it yet

I think it's cheaper and with the miracle whip a little "zingier" and then fresh cracked black pepper also (sometimes)

 

[Granny Hatchet]

you like the sauce on gryos ? Taste like that.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Husband comes home from work and wife says, honey the washing machine is broke. Can you take a look at it ? He responds, Who do I look like , the Maytag man? Next day, same thing, Hon the fridge is on the fritz, can you take a look? He snaps Do I look like a repair man ? 3rd day husband comes home , wife says, Honey , the cable went out but dont worry I got it fixed. I called the cable company and the repair man said I could either have sex with him or bake him a cake. He fixed the washer and fridge too. Husband says, What kind of cake did you bake him ?? and wife responds, Do I look like Betty Crocker ?

so that's how you take care of the repairs you need done as well ???

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

you like the sauce on gryos ? Taste like that.

 

[Leave a LightOn]

have you tried the cucumber ranch dressing ?

I have not, but I like Ranch on cucumbers. Does this new innovation mean I can now skip the cukes?

no I haven't

I usually make my own using the seasoning packet, milk and miracle whip.

I do this, too, BUT I use greek yogurt + powder mix.