Granny's gone and done it again

last cup of coffee then I need to go. Sooo, @Wishing4Wings @twisted-acres-farm seems there was a mix up in my yeast meds and I havent been on any of them. NOT my fault . DR wanted to try different one and I was taking it and cant take them together so new one run out and old one was not added back. OK, So I have been throwing the old one away because I thought I was still getting the new one.

AND just how is that NOT your fault :he you should know what you are taking and what it is for. :old
 
1. My goal for 2017 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.



2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.



3. How to prepare Tofu:

a. Throw it in the trash

b. Grill some meat



4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.



5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.



6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.



7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.



8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me.



9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Nah, me either.



10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.



11. I love being over 65. I learn something new every day and forget 5 others.



12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.



13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.



14. November 5, 2017 is the end of Daylight Savings Time. Hope you didn't forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds on Saturday night.



15. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.



Pass this along to your fellow seniors.


Happy new year to all!
and a Wonderful 2018!
 

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