Granny's gone and done it again

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@BantyChooks

 

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YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN PEOPLE UP NORTH GET BORED

 

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Male logic...Flawless

This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks
five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless
after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most
husbands out there:

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about three

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending
each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years
puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been
put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for
the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?



Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.

Man: Where is your airplane?

 

[Wishing4Wings]

That's cool. (get it? cool)

 

[MrsMistyReal]

BUSY COUSIN ALERT

*I JUST discovered my age group! I am a **Seenager**. (Senior teenager)*

*I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.*

*I don't have to go to school or work*

*I get an allowance every month.*

*I have my own pad.*

*I don't have a curfew.*

*I have a driver's license and my own car.*

*The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they
aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be
scared?*

*And I don't have acne.*

*Life is Good!*

*Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a*
*Seenager**.*

*Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.*

*People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes them longer to
recall facts because they have more information in their brains.*

*Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure
on your inner ear.*

*Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they
get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a
memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.*

*SO THERE!!*

*I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember*
*their names.*

*So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too!*

 

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That's cool. (get it? cool)

 

[ChickenLady2014]

No, much worse than that.

Spoiler: granny don't look!

Cambozola, a cross of Camembert and Gorgonzola (like mix of Brie and Blue cheese) Very yummy if you are not afraid of mold!

It's too bad. Sorry for the ducks.
Hey, do the traveling volunteer builders do fences?

Nomad's, are they coming this year Camp? Sorry about your ducks hun