Granny's gone and done it again

[twisted-acres-farm]

A kiss is a “yankee dime.”

OH I think I am worth more then that

 

[campingshaws]

Look at this sweet pic Mollie shared with me!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

she is eating for 5-6 . I dont remember what I guessed but dont matter she has 24 hrs to spit em out and that aint happening LOL

you said 6 and sure isn't looking good for tomorrow

 

[ChickenLady2014]

Cap, its a tone of voice .
Urban Dictionary: Bless your heart
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bless your heart

Dont like, very sad. I alwa

true BUT the bless your heart thing I didn't know, only real experience I have had with southerner's is you all

Me either, I always thought it was a term of endearment. Makes me sad that it isn't

 

[MrsMistyReal]

BUT I can't wait to tell my brother I want to hug his neck

Oh look we have a comedian

 

[AlleysChicks]

Imma pull a granny there’s a swap in May for small animals and poultry.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

It a tone of voice people use. You can still say it and mean it. You can also tell when someone is is being sarcastic when its said.

 

[campingshaws]

Josie barely chews on bones and hasn’t torn up a single stuffie. So I’m willing to believe she is innocent. This is just a mystery for the ages I suppose.

 

[ChickenLady2014]

View attachment 1283626 View attachment 1283625 Hubs said I could.

Silver laced Wyandotte, orphington, australorp, langshan, and spangled Hamburg.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.


The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man.
The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."
The lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz..
Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."
The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.
Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, bless your heart."
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"
"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady.
"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh, my God! What on earth for?"
The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying, "Who gives a sh*t?" I learned to say, "Well, bless your heart."