Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

I am back. I have to totally research myself how to walk properly. It is very hard. Walking takes a lot of effort because I have to remember to use my gluts, I am also a lazy walker.

HU ?? I thought you used your legs. How the heck do you use your gut ?

 

[campingshaws]

I am back. I have to totally research myself how to walk properly. It is very hard. Walking takes a lot of effort because I have to remember to use my gluts, I am also a lazy walker.

I was in marching band in high school, and the band director was adamant that everyone “squeeze the grape,” which was marching with cheeks clenched just as tight as possible. She assured us she could hear in the tones if someone was marching with unclenched cheeks. I was colorguard, so I could clench a little less, but I also had to make 5 yards in 4 steps while twirling a flag, so I had my own issues.

 

[h2oratt]

My Dad liked black jelly beans. But he would eat almost anything.

I bought a bag of black jelly beans today. 1 dollar a bag.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I am back. I have to totally research myself how to walk properly. It is very hard. Walking takes a lot of effort because I have to remember to use my gluts, I am also a lazy walker.

I thought putting one leg in front of the other in a forward motion was walking ,,,
you mean there are RULES to walking

 

[Granny Hatchet]

never mind

never do. LOL

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I was in marching band in high school, and the band director was adamant that everyone “squeeze the grape,” which was marching with cheeks clenched just as tight as possible. She assured us she could hear in the tones if someone was marching with unclenched cheeks. I was colorguard, so I could clench a little less, but I also had to make 5 yards in 4 steps while twirling a flag, so I had my own issues.

I walk like that a lot . Most times I start walking I gotta poop

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I was in marching band in high school, and the band director was adamant that everyone “squeeze the grape,” which was marching with cheeks clenched just as tight as possible. She assured us she could hear in the tones if someone was marching with unclenched cheeks. I was colorguard, so I could clench a little less, but I also had to make 5 yards in 4 steps while twirling a flag, so I had my own issues.

LOL but "marching" is different from "walking"

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I walk like that a lot . Most times I start walking I gotta poop

OH the "Green Apple Two Steps" that's different

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I bought a bag of black jelly beans today. 1 dollar a bag.

 

[campingshaws]

LOL but "marching" is different from "walking"

I guess I assumed she meant show walking since she was talking about the dogs earlier.