Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

If we stop smoking we can eat steak. Reminded me of that caddy joke.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

LOL and in a little while he will spend the rest of his adult life trying to get back to a nipple

TWIST !

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Cap, you get your cut fingers in that salt your gonna know it !

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

TWIST !

WHAT

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

apples ran thru the mill once and back in my HUGE turkey roaster. I had 2 squash that were starting to go. So peeled and chopped them up and they are currently in oven, will run them thru the mill when cooked and freeze for a veggie latter or squash/pumpkin bread or bars,

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Found it ! Cap..
There’s an old story about a guy taking a smoke break with his non-smoking colleague.

“How long have you been smoking for?” the colleague asks.

“Thirty years,” says the smoker.

“Thirty years!” marvels the co-worker. “That costs so much money. At a pack a day, you’re spending $1,900 a year. Had you instead invested that money at an 8% return for the last 30 years, you’d have $250,000 in the bank today. That’s enough to buy a Ferrari.”

The smoker looked puzzled.

“Do you smoke?” he asked his co-worker.

“No.”

“So where is your Ferrari?”

 

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WHAT

tis the truth for most men

 

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brb have to poke my squash

 

[Granny Hatchet]

brb have to poke my squash

hahaa

 

[Granny Hatchet]

tis the truth for most men

Never understood that.