Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

I remember my mama telling me the day would come where you couldnt tell the difference between man and woman and I believe her. I am granny obviously female but your named after a tree !

 

[Cyprus]

I remember my mama telling me the day would come where you couldnt tell the difference between man and woman and I believe her. I am granny obviously female but your named after a tree !

Um, Cyprus is a country.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I suppose you could make a bench out of it but its pine, so sappy, and it was dead, so it will rot fast.

I did that and poured polyurethane over it.

 

[pertnear09]

and what was her name ??

Stellaaaaa!!!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Um, Cyprus is a country.

ask anyone, I am geographically challenged

 

[Cyprus]

ask anyone, I am geographically challenged

No prob.
Cyprus isn't my real name.

 

[pertnear09]

bahahaa Did you really ?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Oh man, i just can't get comfortable. Bathtub feels good for about 10 minutes. Then the water gets cold.
Cats are chasing each other around in my room. And i am pretty sure we have those flying squirrels in the attic.

Have you heard from the dr?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

No prob.
Cyprus isn't my real name.

I was teasing, Granny isnt my real name either .

 

[CapricornFarm]

Um, Cyprus is a country.

She is probably thinking Cypress trees.