Granny's gone and done it again

[twisted-acres-farm]

Only one???


Do they still make pantyhose?

well I am catholic and "they" are big on going to confession, evidently that's the major source of excitement for the priest's

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Im sorry Twist. It really is quiet a shock to just be merrily walking about minding your own business and out of the blue realize you butt has betrayed you. Whats even worse is the more you laugh the harder they come.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Panty hose on life support. LOL

 

[Wishing4Wings]

sort of like those breathing pump machines you see on Dr shows.

Twist, no need to try to explain it. Problem with that joke is there is NOTHING funny about pantyhose. They are horrible. You know, right?

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Twist, no need to try to explain it. Problem with that joke is there is NOTHING funny about pantyhose. They are horrible. You know, right?

I know they work great for onions to keep them over winter.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Catholic priests . You might of made a good one Twist. I know I would . Celibate and like to hear people talk dirty.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Twist, no need to try to explain it. Problem with that joke is there is NOTHING funny about pantyhose. They are horrible. You know, right?

 

[pertnear09]

tis going to be a "warm one" tonight
Fair

34°F

1°C

Humidity 70%
Wind Speed W 14 mph
Barometer 29.73 in (1009.0 mb)
Dewpoint 25°F (-4°C)
Visibility 10.00 mi
Wind Chill 25°F (-4°C)
Last update 2 Jan 8:56 pm

Dang We're colder than you at 28 and a sheet of ice on the road.
Daughter didn't want to drive in it so she got one of the deputies to pick her up. They didn't get all the way to the dispatchers office before they had to stop and detour traffic because of a bad wreck ahead.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Catholic priests . You might of made a good one Twist. I know I would . Celibate and like to hear people talk dirty.

yea but there is the whole vow of obedience thing as well. And I think we would both FAIL spectactuarily at that part

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Dang We're colder than you at 28 and a sheet of ice on the road.
Daughter didn't want to drive in it so she got one of the deputies to pick her up. They didn't get all the way to the dispatchers office before they had to stop and detour traffic because of a bad wreck ahead.

uffda hope no one got hurt