I have not heard the T-boned by a cow story. My poor neighbor has a good story about T-boning my large black mule that we call Molly, and my little one named Peanut (I don't have them anymore

) Someone left the gate open, they figured it out in the wee hours of the morning and for some reason was standing in the middle of the road. The neighbor didn't see Molly because she was solid black, the hood of his car (he had a small car thank God) went right under her belly and left her front legs, and back legs on each side of the car without hurting her. She just ended up scraped and dented his hood in some. BUT THEN, my little mule named Peanut turned around and started kicking the crap out of the car

. There wasn't much damage until he got into the action