I'm glad you went.Im home honey ! What a trip ! Had to go get gas. was pouring rain and my wipers decided they didnt want to work. Robert was doing the gas but I seen a cop go in the store and I followed him. I said, Im having a problem out here sir. He said, whats the problem? I said my wipers are drunk driving. Todays Sunday no one open. He said if anyone pulls you over give them my name. I said thanks and promptly forgot his name. Get to er and they took care of me pretty quick. Dr examined me first and he stuck his cold naked hands right close to my hoo-hoo . I hollered cause his hands was ice cold. Told him to go warm his hands up if he wanted to play finger in danger. Then nurse came in and I knew we werent gonna get along as soon as I asked him to come home with me and he said No. The nerve ! He asked me if I felt safe at home. I said well hell no dont ! Them people want me to do things I dont feel comfortable doing. He asked me what sort of things? I said like cooking, cleaning... Talked about my drunken wipers. He said his dad was a mechanic. I said well maybe he would want to come home w/ me then? He said Ma'am , My father lives way out of your reach. LOL Fine! What do you want then? Why are you in my room? He left. In comes lab. Woman this time. She actually got my arm. first time in 15 yrs. She said, is this your DH ?I said well, yes, yes it is.
Robert had had enough guess. He spoke up and said I am her son. Dad is at home. I said alas, tis true. My DH is 81 yrs. She said, Oh You got you a sugar daddy ? Finally, my type of people. I said well, yes I did ! Dr. made 3 trips to my room I am pretty sure he went and warmed his hands up by the smile on his face.
If you havve read this far I guess you want to know what they said ?The spot on my breast IS ringworm and my legs are vasculitis.
Of course you couldn't have something easy.
Give your friend some eggs to hatch.
Sounds like internal laying. Ova are missing the oviduct and get lost in the abdominal cavity. Hen eventually dies from infection.
Dang. That's not good. Is Robert's sugar off too?
