Granny's gone and done it again

[Wishing4Wings]

Geez, where is everyone today? I have been watching videos of people foraging on the beach for razor clams. muscles, crabs, ect.. Over here eyeballing my mystery snails like Some man been talking to me half the day about the car. Made an offer, I accepted then he is a no show.

Hope he comes through.

Its like a gift just fell from the sky. I was worried about having a very dull Christmas and now I can make a big dinner if I want to/able to and get Robert and Tom a little something. Pretty awesome hu?

That's fantastic! If you don't blow it all in one month, you could have a big fancy meal for your b-day.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Hello all. My computer got one of those stupid things that freezes the screen and says you have to contact some fakey support number. Hubs took care of of it tonight. It wasn't even hard, but stumped me since Friday morning.

And, just to get the weekend off to an exciting start, Scooter had another big seizure at 2am. He seems fine now, no breathing trouble like last time. I, however, am traumatized. Again. Terrible scream he makes. Not a great way to be woken up. I can't imagine what it is like to have a seizure. Must be every muscle in your body is trying to pull at once, so you end up sort of frozen as the muscles battle for superiority. Like your entire body is arm wrestling itself. No fun.

Other than that, there is not much news here.
Hope everyone is doing well

 

[prostar]

That is one happy Bubba!


He is also "decriminalizing public camping" so we should send all the homeless street folk to "camp" in his front yard... well, part of it anyway. Big part is the latrine and a little strip out front is where the prostitutes solicit business.
Time for all sane people to pay attention!

It’s obvious he’s never had to walk to his vehicle after dark (thanks daylight savings) with a bunch of crackhead motorhomes/campers around. Yeah. My work neighborhood is awesome with that. And of course my bosses and their son must always drive their separate cars and must all park out front (actually bossman is cool with this, but BossLady and BossSon will throw tantrums if they can’t park out front) and BossSon enjoys swinging his doors open with reckless abandon - has gotten me many times....which means I park in the street away a bit from work. Parking is scarce. But luckily one of our other office guys also parks in the street and usually leaves at the same time so we tend to walk together.

Anyway.

No more roosters for me. The young ones were straight up attacking the hens and pullets. Hubs did the deed. We also did Bucky...and I feel regret over that one but....with him and hubs I couldn’t leave him to watch the general population or else hubs would never be able to spend time with the chickens/feed/etc.

 

[pertnear09]

It’s obvious he’s never had to walk to his vehicle after dark (thanks daylight savings) with a bunch of crackhead motorhomes/campers around. Yeah. My work neighborhood is awesome with that. And of course my bosses and their son must always drive their separate cars and must all park out front (actually bossman is cool with this, but BossLady and BossSon will throw tantrums if they can’t park out front) and BossSon enjoys swinging his doors open with reckless abandon - has gotten me many times....which means I park in the street away a bit from work. Parking is scarce. But luckily one of our other office guys also parks in the street and usually leaves at the same time so we tend to walk together.

Anyway.

No more roosters for me. The young ones were straight up attacking the hens and pullets. Hubs did the deed. We also did Bucky...and I feel regret over that one but....with him and hubs I couldn’t leave him to watch the general population or else hubs would never be able to spend time with the chickens/feed/etc.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”

John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, “May I ask what the turkey did?”

 

[Granny Hatchet]

A young Nun who worked for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of petrol.

As luck would have it, there was a petrol station just one block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a Can with enough petrol to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up.

The attendant regretfully told her that the only Petrol can he loaned had just been loaned out, but if she would care to wait he was sure it would be back shortly.

Since the Nun was on her way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.

After looking through her Car for something to carry to the station to fill with petrol, she spotted a Bedpan she was taking to the patient.

Always resourceful, she carried it to the station, filled it with petrol, and carried it back to her car.

As she was pouring the petrol into the tank of her car, two men watched her from across the street.

One of them turned to the other and said,

"I know that the Lord turned Water into Wine, but if that car starts, I'm going to Church every Sunday for the Rest of my Life”..

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Morning all,
sorry you had to lose your roos Star.
Wishing, I dont know if this helps or not but Robert never remembered his seizures. I dont think anyone does. Poor Scoot. Glad you got your computer fixed.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Hello all. My computer got one of those stupid things that freezes the screen and says you have to contact some fakey support number. Hubs took care of of it tonight. It wasn't even hard, but stumped me since Friday morning.

And, just to get the weekend off to an exciting start, Scooter had another big seizure at 2am. He seems fine now, no breathing trouble like last time. I, however, am traumatized. Again. Terrible scream he makes. Not a great way to be woken up. I can't imagine what it is like to have a seizure. Must be every muscle in your body is trying to pull at once, so you end up sort of frozen as the muscles battle for superiority. Like your entire body is arm wrestling itself. No fun.

Other than that, there is not much news here.
Hope everyone is doing well

Have you ever seen an animal with Tetanus? It is awful.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Hello all. My computer got one of those stupid things that freezes the screen and says you have to contact some fakey support number. Hubs took care of of it tonight. It wasn't even hard, but stumped me since Friday morning.

And, just to get the weekend off to an exciting start, Scooter had another big seizure at 2am. He seems fine now, no breathing trouble like last time. I, however, am traumatized. Again. Terrible scream he makes. Not a great way to be woken up. I can't imagine what it is like to have a seizure. Must be every muscle in your body is trying to pull at once, so you end up sort of frozen as the muscles battle for superiority. Like your entire body is arm wrestling itself. No fun.

Other than that, there is not much news here.
Hope everyone is doing well

Sounds stressful, hope today is better.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Good morning everyone. Going to start my day with a soak in the bath tub. Have a great day.