Granny's gone and done it again

[BigBlueHen53]

I could hear it in my head. LOL. Thanks Blue.

I just heard that one today. It was so lame and hilarious. Told it to The Kid and he head-slapped himself he almost knocked himself silly!

 

[Verna Y]

Daggone roos are insisting on their treat. But I'm going to skip a day of them getting one. They are too determined to get them when every they gripe. LOL

 

[Verna Y]

I just heard that one today. It was so lame and hilarious. Told it to The Kid and he head-slapped himself he almost knocked himself silly!

His reaction kills me. LOL

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Wanna know a way to curse at someone with out them realizing what you called them?

Just tell them, that you hope when they get home, that their momma comes out from under the porch, and bites them on the behind before they get a bath.

There was one in Readers' Digest years ago. An ad that said, To the person who stole my boat: may it spring a leak as you go over the falls and your mother be unable to attract attention for help as she runs barking along the shore.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Oh my. Now I'm wiping tears of laughter ....

 

[Verna Y]

Problem is, I asked for them, but am pulling up a blank, as the only ones I can think of, you need to tell it in hand expressions.

 

[Verna Y]

Oh my. Now I'm wiping tears of laughter ....

Laughter is the best medicine.

 

[Verna Y]

 

[Verna Y]

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I just gave myself a Covid haircut. Could not stand it another minute. Went outside (it's windy) and used the back storm door as a mirror. Hacked off about 2" off everywhere I could reach. Kids said they could not see a difference! I had the GirlChild tidy up the back where I cannot reach. Feels MUCH better!