Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

I want nothing beyond the real thing. Meat. Not beyond Meat.

ME TOO!! haha
Besides, where would we get our eggs?

 

[CapricornFarm]

ME TOO!! haha
Besides, where would we get our eggs?

Maybe they will clone them.

 

[Nomadicus]

I don't think I would want pound cake made with a test tube egg or test tube butter....

 

[Nomadicus]

I'm in need of sleep so I'm going to meander toward my coop.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I'm in need of sleep so I'm going to meander toward my coop.

gnight

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Do say!

all 11lb 10 1/2oz of me.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Well I have my alarm set for 6 . gnight all

 

[h2oratt]

Here is a good one, lol

A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.  She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"  The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. 

She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."  "But I didn't use them."  'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here."  "But I didn't go to any of those shows.."  "Well, we have them, and you could have."  No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response. 

After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.  "But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"  "That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."  "But I didn't!"  "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

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Please Don't Forget to follow my Brother Gov Sanusee Umar .

 

[h2oratt]

Well I have my alarm set for 6 . gnight all

I just posted something for you

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Lyrebirds! Best mimics of all.

Lol, more like liar birds! They are amazing critters.

ME TOO!! haha
Besides, where would we get our eggs?

Well I had a funny riposte but it has escaped me ...

Bed is calling me. Good night all. Good luck tomorrow, Granny, with Robert's tooth. Be safe!