Granny's gone and done it again

[twisted-acres-farm]

While shopping earlier today,I picked up some chicken legs.Just before the young lady rang them up, I asked if she knew whether they were front or back legs. She paused for a moment,read everything she could on the package and not finding the answer said; "I don't know. Let me go ask my manager". She came back a few minutes later ,looked at me.and said, NOT FUNNY!! I said, I'm sorry but I thought it was. The guy behind me laughing hysterically blurted out.....NOT FUNNY, IT WAS HILARIOUS. Have a great week

 

[ShrekDawg]

Tonight’s just been really rough in general and I’ve made mistake after mistake after mistake. It sucks. And on top of all that, I don’t even drink and I want alcohol!!!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

When the light fixture went out in my oven, I used a large camp cooler. Filled it part way with hot water to warm it up, dumped that out, then put a couple inches of warm water in it, put yogurt in, covered it with a quilt. Worked great.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Tonight’s just been really rough in general and I’ve made mistake after mistake after mistake. It sucks. And on top of all that, I don’t even drink and I want alcohol!!!

Sorry, Shrek.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Sorry, Shrek.

Thanks!!!!

 

[lovesfarms]

What about your husband?

Nope

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I believe you. I just can't get it to my lips.

maybe Robert could spoon feed you.

 

[lovesfarms]

Bought things

Even yourself?

I also grew up with an alcoholic hence me swearing I’d never drink until I did. I hate it though so I haven’t in like over a year or two I forget exactly

Not ourselves either.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Tsk! Where is the reaction when you need it?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Not ourselves either.

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