Granny's gone and done it again

Going to town for my peanut butter and chicken feed. Maybe a dab of meat if any is on sale. If not I'll wait. Still have bacon and tomatoes and bread. Not gonna starve with the larder we have stashed. Saturday we intend to buy a stash of the large cans of good tomatoes that are on sale at half regular price. We have already started having chili over rice topped with grated cheese. Be have while I'm gone. I don't won't to miss anything wild.
 
Going to town for my peanut butter and chicken feed. Maybe a dab of meat if any is on sale. If not I'll wait. Still have bacon and tomatoes and bread. Not gonna starve with the larder we have stashed. Saturday we intend to buy a stash of the large cans of good tomatoes that are on sale at half regular price. We have already started having chili over rice topped with grated cheese. Be have while I'm gone. I don't won't to miss anything wild.
Why, we were born to be wild.
 
Actually, I was pretending to be wild this morning when I stepped out on my front porch and started growling like a bear and waving my arms around trying to scare a family of deer out of the yard, mom, dad and 3 little ones. Normally I wouldn't mind but they keep eating my flowers. Didn't do any good, they just stood there and looked at me like, would you look at that idiot.
 
Actually, I was pretending to be wild this morning when I stepped out on my front porch and started growling like a bear and waving my arms around trying to scare a family of deer out of the yard, mom, dad and 3 little ones. Normally I wouldn't mind but they keep eating my flowers. Didn't do any good, they just stood there and looked at me like, would you look at that idiot.
I wasn't sure whether yo laugh or put a sad face. I would be sad if something ate my flowers. :(
I could almost see you waving and screaming. 😄
 

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