Chickens would LOVE IT! Seriously love it the blessed little cannibals that they are.
It's like that here. The last time Ben got into it with one of his brothers (His brothers push him around, he's alpha, knows he's alpha and only takes so much before he puts one of them in their place) and wound up tearing a two inch laceration in his ear our vet was packed and suggested we call around and see if anybody would sew him up for us. I called every vet in a 30 mile radius of us and got nowhere. Pretty discouraging. We finally had to take him in and sit with him till they could work him in as an emergency which would have cost us double. Luckily they had a cancelation and took him in as a non emergency.
Both of our 12 year olds have arthritis so the aspirin is a Godsend when it gets bad for them. The thing with it is that you have to be careful with it as it will upset their stomach and you always have that bleed risk with it but crap, it's the same with all NSAIDS.
Can they do surgery for Betty to correct the hip dysplasia? She's a young girl to be looking at spending the rest of her long life in pain.