Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

Dinner time. bbl

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I'm beat. Long day. The PT intake lady came today. She says I absolutely mustn't put weight on this right leg. She seems to think I need a ramp. Great. So build me one! We'll see ...

 

[Granny Hatchet]

As the bus pulled up at the bus stop and it was her turn to get on, Melissa became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to raise to the height of the first step of the bus:
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind herself to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the third time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
At this point, a large bodybuilder who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled. "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The bodybuilder smiled and drawled. "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!"

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Why is PT coming if you cant even put your weight on your leg.
I goosed a man once in Walmarts. It was Christmas shopping at its worst. askhole to elbow people.My sugar was dropping and I felt high! I reached out and pinched him right in the crack! I quickly turned sideways "looking" at a book as he was going in circles trying to find the culprit.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Hi

 

[h2oratt]

Why is PT coming if you cant even put your weight on your leg.
I goosed a man once in Walmarts. It was Christmas shopping at its worst. askhole to elbow people.My sugar was dropping and I felt high! I reached out and pinched him right in the crack! I quickly turned sideways "looking" at a book as he was going in circles trying to find the culprit.

Wow

 

[h2oratt]

Hi

Hi!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Hi!

What’s up!?

 

[Finchbreeder]

Sometimes these care people make no sence - they visited my mum 10 days ago and told her she was entitled to an alert alarm that phones someone if she is down and out. Great, but she has to wait 3/4weeks till her name comes to the top of the waiting list. So no falling over and knocking herself out in the mean time.
They also agreed that she needs her brick paths leveled and that they will get someone out to give her the special pensioners discount price. But again she has to wait till her name comes to the top of the waiting list in 3/4 months. So no falling over and breaking anything in the meantime.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Sometimes these care people make no sence - they visited my mum 10 days ago and told her she was entitled to an alert alarm that phones someone if she is down and out. Great, but she has to wait 3/4weeks till her name comes to the top of the waiting list. So no falling over and knocking herself out in the mean time.
They also agreed that she needs her brick paths leveled and that they will get someone out to give her the special pensioners discount price. But again she has to wait till her name comes to the top of the waiting list in 3/4 months. So no falling over and breaking anything in the meantime.

Dang that sucks!!!!!!!!!