Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

I don’t have a cat.

We/Robert has 2 inside cats. Sometimes the feral outdoor cats take up here for a while. One of them is so fat! She rolls over and sleeps on her back with her little legs sticking up in the air and if it wasn't for the very loud snoring you would swear she is road kill!. She is a Russian blue and her name is Olga. She was a shelter rescue.
The other one is a whole nother story.

 

[ShrekDawg]

We/Robert has 2 inside cats. Sometimes the feral outdoor cats take up here for a while. One of them is so fat! She rolls over and sleeps on her back with her little legs sticking up in the air and if it wasn't for the very loud snoring you would swear she is road kill!. She is a Russian blue and her name is Olga. She was a shelter rescue.
The other one is a whole nother story.

Awwwwwwwwww

 

[ShrekDawg]

I miss mine

 

[Granny Hatchet]

A woman walked into her kitchen to find her husband quietly creeping around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he replied.

"Oh, killed any?" she said.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," came the answer.
Intrigued, the wife asked, "How can you tell them apart?"
Husband: "3 were on a beer can

, 2 were on the phone

 

[h2oratt]

Morning all, I was still hungry when I woke up this AM.! 10 min. count down to naked people. LOL I know there's only one person that's here that has any interest in the show besides me.

Me and I can’t even watch it.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Me and I can’t even watch it.

Why?

 

[ShrekDawg]

I’ve seen some episodes of that show a long time ago. It was okay, fairly entertaining, but not really for me LOL

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Pearl is as fat as my cats! Really good looking cat.s.

Thank you! Yeah, Shinny, as we call her, is way overweight. She is now on a special diet as we're trying to keep her from becoming diabetic. DH is under strict orders to cut her snacks from 10 at a time to, like, 2. He really loves the cats!

 

[troyer]

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Shinju (Japenese for Pearl) on left, Sylva on right. They do NOT like each other.

They are pretty!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

They are pretty!

Thank you!