Granny's gone and done it again

[BigBlueHen53]

Whoo. Good night everybody. I'm beat.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Whoo. Good night everybody. I'm beat.

Night Blue, I hope you get good rest.

 

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Im trying my bed tonight. Robert said he killed the big spider I seen go under my bed I gotta get out of this chair and off my bum. Its raw again.

 

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anyway, sweet dreams all

 

[pertnear09]

Feels like home.
THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW IF YOU MOVE TO THE SOUTH.
1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.
4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
5. Onced and Twiced are words.
6. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
7. Jawl-P? means: Did you all go to the bathroom?
8. People actually grow, eat, and like okra.
9. Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do something.
10. There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.
11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.
12. Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
13. The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'
14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
16. Y'all is singular. All Y'all is plural.
17. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
18. You carry jumper cables in your car for your OWN car.
19. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Cajun seasoning, Tabasco, and ketchup.
20. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, motorsports, and gossip.
21. Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss (first name), or Mr (first name)
22. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
23. You know what a hissy fit is..
24. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
25. We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!
26. You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and those who just wish they were from the South.
AND one more:
27. Why did the chicken cross the road? To show that stupid possum that it CAN be done!
Credit Goes To The Respective Owner

I concur only I figured number 1 would be a skunk.

 

[microchick]

Morning all. Slept great last night in spite of it being a strange bed. The Tree House is a gorgeous building that was built on Liberty hospital campus to provide lodging for patients and their families who live a distance from the hospital and are undergoing procedures and surgeries or Cancer treatments like chemo or radiation. It's set up like a huge house with kitchen living room and bedrooms. The ask for a 40$ donation per. Room but don't charge big bucks for their service. We had a private bathroom,and Dish TV in the room, all the comforts of home.

It sure helped us. As the took DH back at 8:45 to put a drain in his side. That would have been on the road at 4am otherwise.

The doctor said that this was common after gall bladder surgery and he might have to wear the little collection canister for up to 2 weeks. I just want him to feel better. He's been such a trooper throughout this ordeal and I am so proud of him. It breaks your heart to have your much loved spouse lookup at you and say he's so sick and there isn't anything you can do except hug them and give them acetaminophen.

The said his white count is down which is good news so hopefully we will be back home by later on this afternoon.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

It breaks your heart to have your much loved spouse lookup at you and say he's so sick and there isn't anything you can do except hug them and give them acetaminophen

It hurts. At least he is still willing to seek help. That's a big one too. I hope he feels better quickly.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Morning all, I think I got a solid 7 hrs sleep in last night. Back is very stiff. IDK if anyone besides Roberts worker is coming today. I asked Tom what he would want for dinner and he said something soft. No help there. Boys will leave soon and I don't know what to tell them.

 

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