Granny's gone and done it again

[ShrekDawg]

I gotta walk Brew still. And eat dinner. I just had a snack. But I’m still hungry LOL but it was enough to tide me over for the walk LOL

 

[microchick]

I gotta walk Brew still. And eat dinner. I just had a snack. But I’m still hungry LOL but it was enough to tide me over for the walk LOL

Remember the E collar girlfriend. You don't need to be sled dogged down the sidewalk should he see 3 poodles coming towards you!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Remember the E collar girlfriend. You don't need to be sled dogged down the sidewalk should he see 3 poodles coming towards you!

Thanks!!!!!! Good point. I was debating using it it once again but I think I will because like you said, I don’t want to be sled dogged down the street (we don’t have sidewalks in the neighborhood) if he sees dogs or a squirrel or something LOL

 

[ShrekDawg]

I’m so tired but he needs a walk lol

 

[microchick]

I’m so tired but he needs a walk lol

We just got back from one. Having to wear two procedure masks for pollen control makes me feel like I need O2 at the moment but we had fun. Saw 2 deer!

 

[ShrekDawg]

We just got back from one. Having to wear two procedure masks for pollen control makes me feel like I need O2 at the moment but we had fun. Saw 2 deer!

Oh wow!!!! I’m smothering in my sweatshirt AND raincoat AND hood on so I get it LOL we just saw squirrels, chippies, bunnies, and birds LOL and NO DOGS thankfully!!!!!!!!! We are almost home now.

 

[ShrekDawg]

We just got back from one. Having to wear two procedure masks for pollen control makes me feel like I need O2 at the moment but we had fun. Saw 2 deer!

I’m glad you had fun!!!!!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I’m making a tuna salad sandwich because it’s basically all I have hahahaha besides cheese sticks I do have other food actually but it all requires cooking which I don’t feel like doing tonight unless I just have crackers and chips and cookies for dinner which I won’t.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I’m making a tuna salad sandwich because it’s basically all I have hahahaha besides cheese sticks I do have other food actually but it all requires cooking which I don’t feel like doing tonight unless I just have crackers and chips and cookies for dinner which I won’t.

I would. I had soup and sandwich

 

[Granny Hatchet]

You have more reason than most to cry, Granny. And it's not just ... not enough sunshine, though it probably wouldn't hurt if you sat on your front porch for an hour a day. Are you taking a Vit D supplement?

50k a week

She takes a lit if V .D. More than me I think.

No Twist, I do NOT have VD.

@Cynthia12, condolences to your son on the delivery or hopeful delivery of the problematic stone. Keeping him in my prayers. I remember years back my dad was in the hospital and his roommate was there for a kidney stone. His wife was telling me the story of the night the pain hit him. They didn't know what was wrong, he was in so much pain he was screaming. She got him into the car and headed towards town and the hospital going like a bat out of hades. They lived out of town, and hit the city limits going way above the speed limit. Didn't take long for a cop to come after them. She hadn't slowed down. Was blaring her horn like a mad woman, her husband was screaming in pain, she roared into the ER parking lot with the cop hot on her tail. She screeched her brakes at the ER door and jumped out to find the cop behind her with his gun drawn not knowing what was going on. She hastily yelled, HUSBAND IS DYING and the way he was still screaming the cop believed her. He ran in for her, got ER personnel moving and told her not to do that again. Call for help before setting out. She had a good laugh about it and the way she told the story we were all laughing. Even her husband.

Kidney stones, bladder stones, Gall bladder stones all hurt as bad as having a baby. It all boils down to trying to get a big old stone that feels like it's as big as a marble sucked through a soda straw.

I had PT today. Always a joy...grumble. Therapist tells me I'm doing great even if I don't tolerate weight lifting. How many people 5 months post shoulder rebuilding load 40lb bags of feed, split wood and use a chain saw? Shoan (pronounced Shawn...don't ask me I didn't name him) Said I was regaining strength rapidly even without the weight lifting so hey, he ain't complaining. Any hoo. Sore, tired and my hay fever is making me wish we lived in Arizona right now. Danged golden rod.

I went out when I got back this morning to check on my little bantam hen Peanut who has lost the use of her legs and now her wings aren't acting normal. God, guys, talk about having your heart broken by these little birds. I always enter the feed room saying Hi Peanut! and give the tuk tuk tuk sound that roosters and hens make when they are calling hens or chicks to them. She usually just trills and makes some soft clucking sounds back at me but today she answered with the same, but frantic, tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk at me. I hurried in and she had somehow gotten herself on her back and couldn't get upright. She was yelling HURRY UP AND HELP ME! at me. I got her sunny side up and made her comfortable. Hand fed her some scrambled egg and bread. Guess I'm going to make her a chicken sling and try to get her out in the coop with my other disabled birds. Told my husband that now he knew why I said that I couldn't put this one down. She's more than a chicken. She's a pet.

Granny. Darling lady, I wish I could help you. Seriously. I'd get you in the shower no matter how gamey you think you are. Trust me, I've probably smelled worse. We'd get you cleaned up and then we would sit down with ice cream and coffee or tea and have a good cry together. Then we would find something to laugh about. Just know that we love you and let that love lift up your spirits. As far as Tom is concerned, if you have to, call 911 and have him taken to the ER. If he is acting as bad as you say he is, it's where he should be.

Sorry for the long post guys. I'll try to do better next time, brahahahahahahah

LOL Funny story.
MC sounds like a wonderful day to me.
Can you take your little chicken indoors or does that cross your line?