Granny's gone and done it again

[BigBlueHen53]

Can you imagine the outcome if you were to fall? Scary

Yeah, I've gotten a lot more careful lately. I used to climb all over the place like a monkey. I'm short. If I can't reach something I go get it. Or rather, I used to.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Yeah, I've gotten a lot more careful lately. I used to climb all over the place like a monkey. I'm short. If I can't reach something I go get it. Or rather, I used to.

Not careful enough!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

How tall are you? 5'3"

 

[BigBlueHen53]

How tall are you? 5'3"

Me? No at my tallest I was a hair over 5' 1". Now I'm Five-foot- nothing, just like Dolly Parton. And, like her, I weigh "a hundred and plenty" although mine is distributed much more like a sack of potatoes than hers is!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

5'2"?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Me? No at my tallest I was a hair over 5' 1". Now I'm Five-foot- nothing, just like Dolly Parton. And, like her, I weigh "a hundred and plenty" although mine is distributed much more like a sack of potatoes than hers is!

Images of potatoes.... wide hips? I was telling Nancy about your hair last time she was here. Told her what you said about putting it in a stocking. She was pretty interested

 

[BigBlueHen53]

No. My fat is all in my belly, sadly. I'm fluffy.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Images of potatoes.... wide hips? I was telling Nancy about your hair last time she was here. Told her what you said about putting it in a stocking. She was pretty interested

Coool! Tell her I said hi. I'm letting mine grow. I don't look like Bill Clinton any more. Nor Mark Harmon. I'm getting to the Einstein stage only mine's way thicker than his. It's gonna get crazy for a while. I may jusy wear scarves or hats...

 

[Granny Hatchet]

No. My fat is all in my belly, sadly. I'm fluffy.

I am built like a football player but I have a big belly too. I don't know where my butt went. Scratched it off Im thinking.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Coool! Tell her I said hi. I'm letting mine grow. I don't look like Bill Clinton any more. Nor Mark Harmon. I'm getting to the Einstein stage only mine's way thicker than his. It's gonna get crazy for a while. I may jusy wear scarves or hats...

IDK what any of those peoples hair looks like. lol