Granny's gone and done it again

I want to buy a commercial speed queen
DH had a commercial washing machine when we met. He bought it second hand and had it for about 20 years. It worked great until the day it didn't.....8 years ago. Thing was a beast.

@Granny Hatchet. I could have sworn I saw a post from you about it being your Bday. Oh well. I cleaned my glasses this morning. Amazing........
 
DH had a commercial washing machine when we met. He bought it second hand and had it for about 20 years. It worked great until the day it didn't.....8 years ago. Thing was a beast.

@Granny Hatchet. I could have sworn I saw a post from you about it being your Bday. Oh well. I cleaned my glasses this morning. Amazing........
Granny's REAL birthday is Jan. 25. But she's long insisted on having one every month. Sometimes we humor her, lol!

Sorry, Granny, I "outed" you! :lau
 
A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a red wagon. It had tiny ladders on the sides and a garden hose coiled in the middle. The girl was even wearing a fireman’s helmet!
👩
🚒

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fireman smiled and said, “That sure is a nice fire engine.”
“Thanks,” said the little girl.
But when he looked closer, he noticed the wagon was tied to the dog’s collar — and to the cat’s testicles.
😳

The fireman gently said, “Little partner, if you tie that rope around your cat’s collar instead, you might go faster.”
The little girl thought for a moment and replied, “You’re probably right… but then I wouldn’t have a siren!”
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Ow. Can you point to one single spot where it hurts, or does it hurt all over?
my whole knee cap
I feel like 💩 mentally lol
Me too Shrek
Mouth hurts - had a small skin cancer cut out at the edge of my lip yesterday. Now I look like I went a round with some bully. Better out than in, but does not feel like it right now.
Hope everyone else is having a feeling good day.
Im sorry, is that the only one? That's bound to hurt.
 
DH had a commercial washing machine when we met. He bought it second hand and had it for about 20 years. It worked great until the day it didn't.....8 years ago. Thing was a beast.

@Granny Hatchet. I could have sworn I saw a post from you about it being your Bday. Oh well. I cleaned my glasses this morning. Amazing........
you did. I lied. :oops: 🌹
 

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