a lady in a Jewellers was looking at diamond rings, She bent over to look at a very nice one and passed a little gas, hoping no one noticed she asks "how much is this ring?"
The Jeweller looks at the lady and says "Madam if you farted just looking at the ring you're going to crap your pants when I tell you the price."
The Jeweller looks at the lady and says "Madam if you farted just looking at the ring you're going to crap your pants when I tell you the price."
