Granny's gone and done it again

a lady in a Jewellers was looking at diamond rings, She bent over to look at a very nice one and passed a little gas, hoping no one noticed she asks "how much is this ring?"

The Jeweller looks at the lady and says "Madam if you farted just looking at the ring you're going to crap your pants when I tell you the price."
 
Two deer crossed the road right in front of us a bit ago. :love 😍🥰 deer aren’t exactly rare here but it’s still not super common to see them out, at least for me.
We see deer here in VA, so much... that VA is the top state for Mva's involving deer.
 
The house is also as decorated as its going to get this year. Finished today.
Oh and think I am coming down with the "crud" again.:barnie
I thought I had crud, but it was just because I was cleaning so much and throwing up dust. It sucks!
 

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