grannys gone and done it

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  1. twisted-acres-farm

    twisted-acres-farm Maiah and daughter dob aug 2, 2017 Premium Member

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    guess who is the most popular lady in a nursing home with all the men???
     
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    twisted-acres-farm Maiah and daughter dob aug 2, 2017 Premium Member

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    the most with parkingsons or the worst tremor's
     
  3. twisted-acres-farm

    twisted-acres-farm Maiah and daughter dob aug 2, 2017 Premium Member

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    me brother called he want to play xbox world of tanks. So I will catch you all latter. I am off to penetrate. armor plating that is.
     
  4. granny hatchet

    granny hatchet Tastes like chicken Premium Member

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    thank you for the pictures twist.. no one said that. I was but getting you riled up.
     
  5. rIrs roost

    rIrs roost Sir Crows A lot

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    Everyday a woman would carry her friend that had no arms or legs to sit on the beach. One day while she was there, a man walked by and she said, excuse me sir. I have never been hugged before and was wondering if you minded hugging me. So the man said, sure and he did. The next day she was there and the same man walked by and she said, excuse me sir but I've never been kissed before. Do you mind? So the man bent down and gave her the best kiss you could imagine. Next day she's laying on the beach and he walks by again. She said excuse me sir but I've never been ****ed before Do you mind. The man bends and picks her up and takes her to the water and throughs her in the ocean and says , ok you're ****ed now.
     
  6. Mutt Farm

    Mutt Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

    No worries. I need to get a dinner snack and put the doggies to bed. Might be back to [​IMG][​IMG] , might face plant, I forgot to take my knock out pills last pm, so I'm running on empty. Just in case I crash, hugs to all and sleep well.
     
  7. granny hatchet

    granny hatchet Tastes like chicken Premium Member

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    lol terrible
     
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    rIrs roost Sir Crows A lot

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    Lol. Yeah pearls mine. You can see her on my Facebook. Hey twist, you on Facebook?
     
  9. granny hatchet

    granny hatchet Tastes like chicken Premium Member

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    I need one of those .
     
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    he left. [​IMG]
     
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