Take 16 linear feet of roost space, 10 linear feet of chicken and combine. Simple you say? Factor in that every other chicken will shove the next chicken off the roost to the floor below. Getting wilder, eh? Now add in a kitten that nonchalantly wanders by the coop. This acts like a fruit basket turnover and means every chicken must move one space to the right and bagawk like crazy. Game over when every chicken stays in one place and settles down quietly muttering to herself.
This apparently is our new bedtime routine.
This apparently is our new bedtime routine.