Great signs to put at the end of your driveway

[tls_ranch]

I like these:

Trespassers will be violated
My rifle is sighted on this post

Anyone else have some good ones? I think I want to post some after having TWO different groups of "religious people" at my door today. Geez I just got my 2 year-old down for a nap and the door bell rang AGAIN!

 

[Wolfwoman]

Trespassers will be SHOT - Survivors will be shot AGAIN!

My dog can make it from the house to the fence in 6.9 seconds, can YOU??

Religion-Pushing Trespassers will be MAIMED and Fed to above said DOG.

 

[Camelot Farms]

But, you have to make the one with bullet holes in it so that they can see that it IS sighted for the post!

 

[debilorrah]

This Property Protected by the Second Amendment

 

[tls_ranch]

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I love the dog one, but mine wouldn't be a danger unless you have food in your hands. Silly labs.

 

[Tala]

I have one that is a little more subtle.
It says "Keep guns legal (picture of rifle) Outlaw theives"
and it's on the house right next to my back door.
(Front door is inside padlocked 5ft fence with dogs and roosters, so not many visitors to the front gate. LOL)

I love the dog one, but mine wouldn't be a danger unless you have food in your hands. Silly labs.

I have a Lab mix too, and he barks for a minute, then goes off and gets a ball to bring to his "visitor"

but my Chow mix on the other hand......she's my guard dog and I love her to bits!

 

[tls_ranch]

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That would be easy. Walk up to the post and shoot. Who has to know that you can't hit the side of a barn!

 

[tigerkitten45]

"Enter At Your Own Risk" ***Area Is Patroled By Trained Attack Dogs***

 

[Boyd]

mine is if you can read this, you are in range...

 

[sgtmom52]

This is my sign ~ kind of a non-threatening notice we have GSDs here.