Great signs to put at the end of your driveway

[chicken+quail=luv]

Warning: Ninja Chickens training at premises.

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

 

[dieselgrl48]

I need to get a new one here.We have a few along road for traffic "like they do much good usualy".I need a new cute one for tool shed which is first building down driveway.I used to have a duck Xing there but it was plastic and it got blown off in winter wind.Whatever I get next will be metal.HeHE Dh alway'slike that one trespasser''s will be shot one too. I have a typed sign on my front door!DaySleeper Do Not Disturb.Deliverie's and Emergencie's ONLY! NO SOLICITING OF ANY KIND!I havent worked late nights for 2 year's but....

.It seem's effective still though lol.

 

[Steve_of_sandspoultry]

Neither one of these really works but when they show up I ask them if they saw the snake crossing sign - the answer is always yes. Then I tell them to go back and read the one under that and yes that does apply to you.

Steve

 

[rancher hicks]

How about these.


NO SOLICITING: WE FOUND JESUS , LOVE OUR VACUMM, GAVE AT THE OFFICE AND MY KIDS ARE SELLING THE SAME CRAP YOURS ARE.


DON'T ANNOY THE CRAZY PERSON.


ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE DOG BARKS HE BARKS FOR THEE


WARNING DOG CAN 'T HOLD HIS LICKER.

 

[Laurajean]

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That's funny! If I'm being completely honest, I'd like to have a sign that says something like "Unless you have a delivery or were invited. then go away!"

 

[PineappleMama]

I like the one that said "My neighbor believes in banning guns. I promise not to use MY gun should you decide to rob HIS house" with an arrow pointing of course.

edit... didn't realize peanut already posted that one...

 

[Boyd]

Quote:
ya better ask that turd where he stole that one from

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

Quote:
ya better ask that turd where he stole that one from

I didn't steal it

 

[Boyd]

Quote:
ya better ask that turd where he stole that one from

I didn't steal it

well lets see....... the watermark used to be on the white part of the pic ....... somebody edited that out with photoshop before using it........ ho hum, fi diddle dee dee!!!!!!!