Guess what was in MY bed!

[hoppy]

I know what pet my kids will not be having!~! can't take the chance it get lose.

 

[chickhopeful12]

Are you kidding me????? That is horrifying! I have such a fear of snakes, I can't even look at a photo without getting

.

 

[Cat Water]

I named it Vladimir because I thought it was just a cool name. The other one is named Zelda.
When I told my teacher about it, he screamed and kept screaming all the way down the hall.

It was hilarious. He is TERRIFIED of snakes. I find dead snakes outside and put them on his desk just to hear him scream. It sound sick, but he makes it so funny! To see a tough-looking, very muscular man almost crap his pants.

 

[Q9]

Quote:

You are my new hero. You are so completely evil that there cannot be a trace of good in you.

ETA: There is a name for your teacher's condition: Indiana Jones Syndrome.

(Not really, of course)

 

[annageckos]

I've only had one snake ever get out. But he was really easy to find because all the cats were sitting around the entertainment system he was under, staring at it. I use to have a rat that know how to get out of his cage. At night he would get out, climb two flights of stairs and sleep by my head on my pillow.

 

[SpringChickens]

That is hilarious!

My story: my husband used to have a Brazilian rainbow boa - a gorgeous snake who he named "Sexy" (yes, that should have been my first clue to run

)

One night, Sexy got out of her cage and we couldn't find her for the life of us. Finally we gave up, figuring she got out of the house somehow. Cut to 3 months later... the first cold night of fall, we were sleeping in bed when the touch lamp above my head got turned on, hmmm, that's strange, oh well. About 20 minutes later, it got turned on again, I open my eyes and there's Sexy slithering on the lamp right above my head. Not my favorite sight to wake up to lol

My husband was ecstatic when I woke him up to tell him that Sexy was back

 

[ZuulLanceMaster]

Cute

Haha, after seeing the second star wars (clone wars) it was impossible to sleep without imagining those things crawling through my window for like, a month!

 

[justbugged]

Okay all the stories here gave me a great laugh thank you.

 

[justbugged]

Of course this reconfirms my ban of caged animals in the house. I refuse to sleep with anything that is not a mammal.

 

[ZuulLanceMaster]

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hahahaha!!!! "Sexy" great!