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If that happens, I will resort to my bow and arrows. Come to think of it, that might be a better option anyway. I am very accurate with it, it's a lot quieter (won't wake the kids or neighbors) and the intruder will probably live long enough to bleed out somewhere besides my living room.
It the government takes my bow, I guess I will have to sneak up behind them with the ashtray. Oops, I don't own one. Pantyhose will have to do...my wife's, before anybody gets any ideas!
UGCM
Which is EXACTLY why if our rights to keep and bear arms are taken away, then the criminals will become BOLDER and we won't be able to do diddly-squat.
If that happens, I will resort to my bow and arrows. Come to think of it, that might be a better option anyway. I am very accurate with it, it's a lot quieter (won't wake the kids or neighbors) and the intruder will probably live long enough to bleed out somewhere besides my living room.
It the government takes my bow, I guess I will have to sneak up behind them with the ashtray. Oops, I don't own one. Pantyhose will have to do...my wife's, before anybody gets any ideas!
UGCM