Ak-k-k-k-- that's me shivering! Tori, you need electrically heated clothing like motorcyclists use! (and I've actually met a few from AK!) Maybe they make miniature versions you could use on the ducks? Or maybe you should just call them dorks, and be done with it. Tell you what, point 'em toward Dallas, and I'll flag 'em down when they're overhead. It's a whole lot warmer down here (I won't be rude and say how much...). I think your dorks might get a bit of exercize being chased by my dogs, and DH might not get thrilled about the prospect of "ducks in the cement pond" (anyone see that episode of the Beverly Hillbillies?) but hey... what are neighbors for, anyway? Or leave the dorks and come down here for a vacation... plenty of room!