I'd eat chocolate at this point if I had to. Yes, you read that right. Haven't been able to swallow since Wednesday. Just four 4 ounce containers of yogurt, some sips of water, and today almost 1/4 cup of chicken noooooodle soup, with the nooooodles mashed up. Oh, and half a banana, mashed, at about 3 this morning. Since Wednesday. Reaction to a medication has made my throat swell to the point where nothing will go down - it just sits in a little pouch about halfway and then slowly trickles further as the hours go by. But nothing to worry about...it's just uncomfortable and inconvenient at this point. This too, shall pass and in the overall scheme of where some folks I love are it's small potatoes. Oh, groan.....did I have to say "will pass" and "potatoes".
Not going to call me on it? You mean to tell me you'd let me walk around with broccoli stuck in my teeth and not say anything? Oh, groan again. Did I have to say "broccoli"?
Edited to add: Make that 5 containers of yogurt and I forgot the mashed, hardboiled egg I was able to get most of the way down on Thursday.