PC,
Have a fun celebration!!
...from me and your three girls, Little Brownie, Bernadette, and Barbie.
And now... something completely different.
A slightly modified and shortened version of the unfamous
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIRGE"
just for you:
(sung to the tune of "Volga Boatmen" or 17 Vikings drinking mead)
Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Happy Birthday! (UHH!)
Doom, destruction and despair
Chickens flying everywhere
On your Birthday! (UHH!) Happy Birthday! (UHH!)
Indigestion's what you get
From the silkies that you 'et
Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Happy Birthday! (UHH!)
Fear and gloom and darkness but,
No one found out You Know What.
Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Happy Birthday! (UHH!)
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake
Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Happy Birthday! (UHH!)
You're a period cook, 'tis true;
Ask the silkies in the stew.
Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Happy Birthday! (UHH!)
Though you're turning 29,
Age to you is like fine wine.
Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Happy Birthday! (UHH!)
So another year has past,
Don't look back, they're gaining fast,
Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Happy Birthday! (UHH!)
We all like chickens, yes we do
baked or broiled or in a stew
Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Happy Birthday! (UHH!)
Well, that's all I'm gonna say
Have yourself a great fun day
Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Happy Birthday! (UHH!)