Hawk deterrent idea (joke)

[GracePoultry]

Your move hawks

ordering this as sort of a joke. I don't expect this to work, maybe don't use if you have a rooster, since he may be impaled

anybody want's to buy this here's the link: (idk why you would I just like wasting money I guess )
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CH124ZY7?psc=1&ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_ct_JGGTSK1QRNDG1FZX9ZRG

(i'm not going to be leaving this on my chickens, just for a couple photos)

 

[RO0STERSrAWESOME]

I want it.

 

[OrpingtonManiac]

Your move hawks
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ordering this as sort of a joke. I don't expect this to work, maybe don't use if you have a rooster, since he may be impaled

anybody want's to buy this here's the link: (idk why you would I just like wasting money I guess )
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CH124ZY7?psc=1&ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_ct_JGGTSK1QRNDG1FZX9ZRG

(i'm not going to be leaving this on my chickens, just for a couple photos)

The fact you can actually buy this is hilarious lol

 

[Farmgirl283420]

Your move hawks
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ordering this as sort of a joke. I don't expect this to work, maybe don't use if you have a rooster, since he may be impaled

anybody want's to buy this here's the link: (idk why you would I just like wasting money I guess )
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CH124ZY7?psc=1&ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_ct_JGGTSK1QRNDG1FZX9ZRG

(i'm not going to be leaving this on my chickens, just for a couple photos)

That’s is the craziest chicken thing I have ever seen!!!

 

[OrpingtonManiac]

Your move hawks
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ordering this as sort of a joke. I don't expect this to work, maybe don't use if you have a rooster, since he may be impaled

anybody want's to buy this here's the link: (idk why you would I just like wasting money I guess )
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CH124ZY7?psc=1&ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_ct_JGGTSK1QRNDG1FZX9ZRG

(i'm not going to be leaving this on my chickens, just for a couple photos)

I just looked, and this is 16 dollars!! Why would you buy this

 

[GracePoultry]

I just looked, and this is 16 dollars!! Why would you buy this

gotta love wasting money

 

[OrpingtonManiac]

gotta love wasting money

Please, please share pics when you get it!

 

[Al Gerhart]

Mad max poultry supply, how can I help you?

There was another thread asking about protection from hawks. I wonder how feasible a tracking light weight "chicken tractor" would be? It would have to identify one hen and stay with her. Have to be wheeled due to energy storage and costs of operation. Hard to imagine having more than one or two unless they had proximity sensors. LOL Chicken tractor bumper cars.

 

[AGeese]

I love how they show an eagle swooping down on the chicken Gonna need more than spikes.

 

[orelsi]

I thought I had seen everything

The comment section lol...

"Due to the bulkiness of the item our chickens held a vote and decided they would rather negotiate with the two local owls than wear this item."