Chickassan
RIP 1975-2022
Well technically you can marinate your husband, you just can't get caught. 

Mean roosters are a lot easier to deal with, after all you can't just marinate your husband in elderberry wine* and pop him into the oven.
I know where you're coming from though, as I may have found myself in a similar situation. Just found out the woman I've been dating for the last four month is afraid of chickens, and doesn't even like eggs that much! She does use them in cooking and baking, at least.
*(look it up.)