Heaven help me! DH has a......

[gritsar]

My darling husband who has sworn all day he couldn't keep down a thing, is ready for his supper.

Does he want soup? Some toast and tea maybe? No! He wants country fried steak, taters and corn on the cob.

If he pukes it all back up, it is in no way my fault.

 

[al6517]

You old wet hen's are crackin me up with this thread, I think I shall take the high road and retreat from this one, I am out numbered anyway LOL I noticed the other guy's are being smart as well and backing away LOL. I think I will just lurk & laugh.

AL

 

[Mak]

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I didn't know my DH had a long-lost twin.

He is exactly the same way!

You have my sympathies, gritty. You really do. Arcnadius and Mak both had good suggestions for weathering the cold.

Triplets! I've got the third one...

It's quadruplets!

Seriously, he's cooking or building something and I look at him and say: You're bleeding! He shrugs: Yeah, I guess I am.

But get a cold or (heaven forbid!) a headache?? *sniffle* I'm SICK! I'm near death! I'm not going to survive this!

Yeesh!

 

[CoyoteMagic]

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DH asked me once if it was really neccessary for women to do all the grunting, growning, moaning when they were in labor. Though I have never experienced it myself, I have a dozen neices and nephews and another dozen grand-neices and nephews. I explained labor to him like this.

Just imagine dear what it would feel like squeezing something the size of a loaf of bread and weighs more than a bag of sugar out of your butt-hole!

He wouldn't even come home when the cat had kittens after that!

 

[bluere11e]

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The Dh mght live through it, but will the DW survive?/

 

[gritsar]

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DH asked me once if it was really neccessary for women to do all the grunting, growning, moaning when they were in labor. Though I have never experienced it myself, I have a dozen neices and nephews and another dozen grand-neices and nephews. I explained labor to him like this.

Just imagine dear what it would feel like squeezing something the size of a loaf of bread and weighs more than a bag of sugar out of your butt-hole!

He wouldn't even come home when the cat had kittens after that!

You know those "bands" they use to turn a baby bull into a steer? Just an idea

 

[sourland]

Run, Keith, Run!