Now at Barnum and Bailey's circus....
"You have seen a lion tamer stick his head in the mouth of a ferocious meat eating carnivore!!"
"Be prepared for the shocking, nay, absolutely horrifying attempt of a brave woman who will
brush an elephant's teeth with her mouth on the toothbrush, IN the elephants mouth!!
Will he crush her head like a watermelon?! Will he suck her hair off? or eat it like hay?!"
"And to make it more exciting, we will use a baby elephant, untrained, hungry and he has
bad bad breath!!"