oh crist, now I have 3 confused tired hens sitting in my kitchen wondering why the cannot get to their beds, and they wont be able to return to their beds at least for another 2 weeks as everything is covered in raw human effluent. Scottish water have still not attended but the council have been out as it is now running down the main road. actual lumps of poo. IN THE ROAD. happy sodding new year here.
Scoop up some of that slop and put it in a bucket, then take it to the mayor and explain what's going on...expound on health hazard for children etc...
I wish you the best.