Help! How can i get my ducks out of the pond?!

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Make sure you buy a captain’s hat as well

Ooooooh yah remote control boat, that sounds fun!

I think i will attach a taser to the bow of the boat to punish any disobedient duck immediately.

 

[Beaglegal]

I think i will attach a taser to the bow of the boat to punish any disobedient duck immediately.

Sounds like dropping a hair dryer in the bathtub.... definitely a good idea

 

[ackie]

I dont think this thread was supposed to make me want ducks...but I want ducks

 

[Mimi13]

That is actually a very good idea: I will buy myself a remote controlled model-ship! That will for sure scare them out of the pond…
Thank you very much for the idea!

Probably not the boat she was meaning, but it would most likely work.

 

[Mimi13]

I think i will attach a taser to the bow of the boat to punish any disobedient duck immediately.

Hey now, you’re starting to sound like @duluthralphie.

 

[Beaglegal]

I dont think this thread was supposed to make me want ducks...but I want ducks

Because duck owners are so hilarious?

 

[Mimi13]

I dont think this thread was supposed to make me want ducks...but I want ducks

Yep, that’s what everyone thinks...once!

 

[21hens-incharge]

Below is the video from this morning, you can see that there are a lot of trees and shrubs around the pond, but the ducks usually swim to the other side of the pond when i am standing at the edge, so i can fence off about ½ in the beginning and then pull the rope towards them. And i have a floating rope! Don't remember why i bought it, but it floats.

Oh my goodness what naughty little quackers!

Need one of those net launchers the DOW uses on geese!

Ready, aim, FOOM!
QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!

 

[ackie]

they're cute and ....cute!
and their poop cant be that much worse than peafowl

 

[Little Brown Coop]

Below is the video from this morning, you can see that there are a lot of trees and shrubs around the pond, but the ducks usually swim to the other side of the pond when i am standing at the edge, so i can fence off about ½ in the beginning and then pull the rope towards them. And i have a floating rope! Don't remember why i bought it, but it floats.

Aww they look so happy!
Getting in and out doesn't appear to be a problem.
Can I assume that the cluster to the right are the disobedient youngsters?
You could tie an empty milk jug to the rope to make a scary monster if needed.