HELP! Hungry, happy, haunted homemakers have heard!

[Painted Calls]

Aw poor little shrew.
Now, if they were edible -- as in, worth the work to prepare them -- then it wouldn't be a waste.
... What does shrew taste like? Kind of hairy, by the looks of it.

They feel like little chinchillas or rex rabbits. Maybe I should save the tiny pelts and sew them together to make a shrew coat.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Didn't he win best female performer the other night?

FEMALE!?

 

[MROO]

Hey little duck. I'm okay, just in a lot of pain. Sleep, eat, take medicine, repeat.
Thanks for asking ❤

Every day should get at least a little bit easier. Believe it or not, the worst is over.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

They feel like little chinchillas or rex rabbits. Maybe I should save the tiny pelts and sew them together to make a shrew coat.

"Ah, yes, that's my shrew coat. 200 pelts, all sewn together over the course of ten years. I can't believe that I still have all my fingers after all that cutting and stitching and whatnot."

 

[Painted Calls]

"Ah, yes, that's my shrew coat. 200 pelts, all sewn together over the course of ten years. I can't believe that I still have all my fingers after all that cutting and stitching and whatnot."

Considering that's only the second one she's brought me in 8 years, I better shoot for a pair of shrew panties instead. Or maybe just one sock.

 

[MROO]

I get kitty prezzies almost daily. The Chicken Poo is way better.
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When I was a kid (and for 21+years) my moose of a tom cat brought in his breakfast ... every morning. We had chocolate milk or coffee. Mobear had Mouse and Milk.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Considering that's only the second one she's brought me in 8 years, I better shoot for a pair if shrew panties instead. Or maybe just one sock.

A tiny little pocket on the breast of a fur coat....

 

[Painted Calls]

A tiny little pocket on the breast of a fur coat....

There you go. That's more attainable yet.

 

[R2elk]

They feel like little chinchillas or rex rabbits. Maybe I should save the tiny pelts and sew them together to make a shrew coat.

I rode the school bus with a kid that was skinning mice and selling the hides for 10 cents apiece.

 

[gointothebirdsfarm]

FEMALE!?

I didn't say anything...Saffy did...