HELP! Hungry, happy, haunted homemakers have heard!

[Painted Calls]

What?
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Her phone changed it. Mine did just now.

 

[Kiki]

What?
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@CarpCharacin HELP!

 

[The Moonshiner]

Lol Santa just left here.
All I got was two d@mn dryer belts.
WTH Santa? I'm always good.

 

[Painted Calls]

All I get from Santa is bills.

 

[The Moonshiner]

All I get from Santa is bills.

That's because he knows youre a drama.

 

[Painted Calls]

That's because he knows youre a drama.

I peed.

 

[sealer39]

Just got this from the Amazon Santa. I’m going to make Carnitas with it this weekend.

 

[gointothebirdsfarm]

Hey @Kiki ... If you can still use tee shirt ideas, The Happy F-A-C-E Short, catchy, upbeat and totally "safe" - perfect for elementary school kids!

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Awwww!!! Cute!!!

 

[R2elk]

HOT

I forgot to open up the greenhouse this morning. It was 125°F in there.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

I am just a tad bit strict.
You had better follow the rules. No second chances.

I used to text my mom so she’d get me out of class if I had to poop really bad. Or else it was easy to con the secretary into letting me sneak home real quick to do the deed. Good times.