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Your HOA probably has rules against motorhomes and trucks out front but what about out back? People who park motorhomes long term usually put some sort of tire protector up to keep the sun off of them. Once the inspectors are annoyed a few times with your fake chickens you could maybe squirrel the girls under a truck or motorome, with something stacked up against the sides so no one could see/photograph them (obviously with wire to keep 'em in as well).
But yeah, I'd house chicken them. Or build an interactive run thing in the garage and maybe leash train 'em so you can yank 'em in and out when your neighbors are gone.
Good luck. Some days I just hate people.
Ohhh, just thought of something: in some areas of the country it is legal to have a 'companion' animal for stress related conditions. In San Francisco this woman brought a rabbit into a live theatre performance once, and produced a card saying he was a 'prescription companion animal' or something.
Not that you want that kind of grief, but...sometimes these oddball loopholes are the only way to keep your kids. If you have a friendly doctor who'll write a prescription saying you keep them for stress relief because you're opposed to medications...it might be something they can't argue with without 'violating your civil rights...and incurring huge legal bills'.
Good luck.
Your HOA probably has rules against motorhomes and trucks out front but what about out back? People who park motorhomes long term usually put some sort of tire protector up to keep the sun off of them. Once the inspectors are annoyed a few times with your fake chickens you could maybe squirrel the girls under a truck or motorome, with something stacked up against the sides so no one could see/photograph them (obviously with wire to keep 'em in as well).
But yeah, I'd house chicken them. Or build an interactive run thing in the garage and maybe leash train 'em so you can yank 'em in and out when your neighbors are gone.
Good luck. Some days I just hate people.
Ohhh, just thought of something: in some areas of the country it is legal to have a 'companion' animal for stress related conditions. In San Francisco this woman brought a rabbit into a live theatre performance once, and produced a card saying he was a 'prescription companion animal' or something.
Not that you want that kind of grief, but...sometimes these oddball loopholes are the only way to keep your kids. If you have a friendly doctor who'll write a prescription saying you keep them for stress relief because you're opposed to medications...it might be something they can't argue with without 'violating your civil rights...and incurring huge legal bills'.
Good luck.
