Help!! The house got skunked!

[CityGirlintheCountry]

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I thought we were blaming the exploding sausage on Imp?

Gritty,

You think skunk spray is bad.

Some day soon, when you least expect it.

You're gonna get to experince imp spray.

Imp- buy spandex

Wait... I'm confused. Is the spandex for Gritty or the Imp?

 

[sfw2]

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Gritty,

You think skunk spray is bad.

Some day soon, when you least expect it.

You're gonna get to experince imp spray.

Imp- buy spandex

Wait... I'm confused. Is the spandex for Gritty or the Imp?

 

[gritsar]

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I thought we were blaming the exploding sausage on Imp?

Exploding sausage, bawling cows, skunked dogs, too many roosters in the world....all Imp's fault, some way, somehow.

 

[SarahBeth9394]

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Then citygirlinthecountry responds:
"Awesome! Thanks! Their faces are still stinky. The rest of them is not so bad. I'll go shopping and see if that works."



...cuz it's what everyone does to their dogs faces.

<secretly wants to watch citygirl go shopping.

Won't that be a fun conversation with the boy clerk at Walgreens? "Excuse me? Which of these brands works best on dog faces?"

Yes. I had that conversation with the checker when I bought an economy sized 4 pack of douche (along with 4 bottles of peroxide, a big box of baking soda, and some blue dawn). When you go in the store to buy these items all at once and you look like something the cat dragged in you don't want any confusion as to who the douche is for.

 

[maple]

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Then citygirlinthecountry responds:
"Awesome! Thanks! Their faces are still stinky. The rest of them is not so bad. I'll go shopping and see if that works."



...cuz it's what everyone does to their dogs faces.

<secretly wants to watch citygirl go shopping.

Won't that be a fun conversation with the boy clerk at Walgreens? "Excuse me? Which of these brands works best on dog faces?"

He might worry about your application technique.

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

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Won't that be a fun conversation with the boy clerk at Walgreens? "Excuse me? Which of these brands works best on dog faces?"

Yes. I had that conversation with the checker when I bought an economy sized 4 pack of douche (along with 4 bottles of peroxide, a big box of baking soda, and some blue dawn). When you go in the store to buy these items all at once and you look like something the cat dragged in you don't want any confusion as to who the douche is for.

HA!!

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

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Won't that be a fun conversation with the boy clerk at Walgreens? "Excuse me? Which of these brands works best on dog faces?"

He might worry about your application technique.

 

[maple]

doo dee doo doo <insert whistling smiley.

 

[Chinchilla2]

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If you use the Dawn, get the antibacterial orange stuff. Works way better than the blue (says the woman who bathed both dogs three times in one week).

If you can, toss moth balls under the house. Won't do anything for the smell but does chase the skunks away.

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

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If you use the Dawn, get the antibacterial orange stuff. Works way better than the blue (says the woman who bathed both dogs three times in one week).

If you can, toss moth balls under the house. Won't do anything for the smell but does chase the skunks away.

Hmmm... I only had the blue stuff. I'll get a bottle of the orange to just have on hand though. Thanks!

Something is living under the house. I thought it was mice/rats, but perhaps I have a skunk family under there. Sigh. I'll get some moth balls.