Help! Tricky chicken!

Discussion in 'Pictures & Stories of My Chickens' started by The Red Rooster, Aug 17, 2011.

  1. The Red Rooster

    The Red Rooster Poultry Observer

    Hi There! I'm a Gold Star hen. My owner says I might go to freezer camp but I don't want to be killed!

    Here's what I do that makes my owner mad:

    I toss the eggs out of the nesting boxes (and I like to eat them). Which teaches the other hens to do the same.

    I don't like to lay eggs.

    I like eat my owners expensive dog and cat food.

    Help me!! I don't want to be eaten!! I try to be good but I just can't! Can you help me please? I would very much appreciate it!!

    Thank you!

    Henny Penny

  2. Magic Birdie

    Magic Birdie Crowing

    May 3, 2011
    Magic Birdie land
    ooh, you've been naughty! Tisk tisk. Sorry, I can't help, I've never had chickens, though I wish I could
  3. 10 point

    10 point country boy

    Feb 19, 2011
    LaFayette, NY
    sorry henny but bad behavior thats contagious gets me thinking it's time for freezer camp

    ps sorry but I really feel that your only option
  4. The Red Rooster

    The Red Rooster Poultry Observer

    Hmm.. maybe i'd better be good. I know my owner is hungery..


    AHDCST Songster

    Apr 17, 2011
    [​IMG] Hey Henny Penny. Sounds like you are bored. Tell your owners to put some obstacles in your enclosure. Give them time to fix it but you might need to be put in a different pen. I wouldn't do the freezer camp thing, not yet anyway.
  6. The Red Rooster

    The Red Rooster Poultry Observer

    Thanks I will!

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