"Helpers" Anonymous-Chat Thread

[StevenW.]

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Puppy!

She's adorable, Sonja! Glad that stupid coon didn't get any more of your birds. I'm sorry about the air cells, Sonja, I'll be glad to send you some more. I only shook them for 2 minutes per egg.

Duck-Good morning!
Justme-I'm glad you weren't on yesterday afternoon, too. I hate wearing dresses-especially in the heat!

OK, so here's what happened yesterday evening when I was getting the birds fed, etc. I had on a pair of crocs(I know, stylish AND practical) when I was feeding the birds and I stepped in a SMALL spot of mud where I had emptied a duck bowl and I ate it big time. I was man down in the mud! It was quite impressive. Justme had said she ALMOST fell the other day, well I didn't ALMOST fall-I full on bit the dirt.

Thanks for the offer East but if these dont make it, I am done. I may sell my butter baby and just call it a day.

I want!

 

[StevenW.]

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Saxonies

Holderreads are sold out of them and I can't anywhere else that has them...

 

[sonjab314]

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Saxonies

Holderreads are sold out of them and I can't anywhere else that has them...

Maybe some eggs from Ebay??? I know there were lots of them earlier this year.

 

[StevenW.]

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Holderreads are sold out of them and I can't anywhere else that has them...

Maybe some eggs from Ebay??? I know there were lots of them earlier this year.

Eggs and incubators dont like me.

 

[justmeandtheflock]

On the gossling

. DS went down in the duck run. Am I a bad mom

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Sorry about the polish but

I'm sorry about your chicks duck

 

[StevenW.]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=133843&p=1
I think I know what I'm doing tomorrow!

The seller is sending out more chicks on Monday!

 

[StevenW.]

The chickens think eating the wood shavings is good for them.

My ducks don't even eat the wood shavings and they dont even like me!

 

[easttxchick]

Well...Gumpy is in jail(we'll call it the "Blue Mile").
He attacked one of my PQ White Call boys, Dewey. HUGE mistake! We DON'T attack my duckies! Stupid Gumpy...
He MAY be paroled in a few days or he may be released on good behavior.

 

[StevenW.]

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Bad gump!!



*Sitting here dreading tomorrow...*

 

[easttxchick]

I know, duck, but you should make THEM open the box and if they're all gone, make them take care of it. It's their fault, after all.