I left my dogs out last night for one last potty break before bedtime and 2 of them ran over near my old pasture and started sniffing at something laying there half on it's side. So I go over with my trusty LED mini flashlight and see a soaking wet, cute, little, furry thing laying there in the wet grass (just stopped raining) with it's back to me. What a pretty long, gray coat I'm thinking and already making mental plans about having a new pet in the household. Kitties are fun.
I quietly call, "Kitty, kitty" but it won't turn around and look at me. So I call again, a little louder this time, "Here kitty, kitty. What a pretty boy you are! C'mere, I won't hurt you!" I shine the flashlight a little closer to get a better look.
Slowly it turns it's head towards me.........
It's a freakin' possum! Now I see that ugly, long, bare tail curled around his body....and his halfway open mouth with all the teeth in there!
He's quite a distance from my chicken coop but I want him gone, gone, gone! So I ran to the barn and grabbed the first thing I saw...a pooper scooper rake!
That ugly, 'ol possum got his first spanking with a rake, I bet. I spanked him all the way back into the woods. If he's smart, he won't come back either....
I quietly call, "Kitty, kitty" but it won't turn around and look at me. So I call again, a little louder this time, "Here kitty, kitty. What a pretty boy you are! C'mere, I won't hurt you!" I shine the flashlight a little closer to get a better look.
Slowly it turns it's head towards me.........
It's a freakin' possum! Now I see that ugly, long, bare tail curled around his body....and his halfway open mouth with all the teeth in there!
He's quite a distance from my chicken coop but I want him gone, gone, gone! So I ran to the barn and grabbed the first thing I saw...a pooper scooper rake!
That ugly, 'ol possum got his first spanking with a rake, I bet. I spanked him all the way back into the woods. If he's smart, he won't come back either....
