Hi, My name is jacilee and I am a chicken addict,

[jacilee]

Okay, so I had to confess to buying 14 chicks earlier this year. Now I need to confess again

I went to the store and these chicks (8 of them), they started peeping at me, it was so sad, they wanted to come home with me. I told them no but they wouldn't hear it. They forced their way into a crate and flew to the register, levitated my money out of my purse and then waddled their way to my car, I wouldn't have let them in but they took my car keys!!! I didn't know what to do when one ( a really mean looking one with a sharp beak) told me to drive. I had no choice, really!! So I got them home and I put them in jail with plenty of food and water and a warm light to sleep under.

I thought I was safe today but it happened again.

I saw them through the wire mesh and they just somehow took control of my mind. 3 of them (I think they must be aliens with far superior mental powers than I have) They controlled me like a puppet, walked me to the register, paid for themselves with my money! (Really I think they could have used moon money or something, not my dollars) then they made me come home with them and build them a temporary home with a warm light and food and water.

It wasn't me, I had no intentions of buying more chicks, they made me do it. This is a warning to all of you,

the chicks, they are taking over. Be careful out there, chick days are upon us.

 

[kyexotics]

Hi Jacilee...Preaching to the choir here hun!

 

[azygous]

Be very afraid. It's an epidemic.

 

[jacilee]

Yeah I know it is preaching to the choir, lol. I used to read this even before I got birds, I would be like, what is going on with these people, what is the big deal? They are just chickens who could want to collect 'em all and why on earth is everyone bonkers over them?

Take me to your leader, I have been converted and am now a crazy chicken lady.

Epidemic indeed, fowl fever, poultry panic, (tee hee) chicken pox.

 

[Folly's place]

Welcome to the funny farm!!! Mary

 

[azygous]

Chicken pox. You have a way with words. It's apt.

You all laugh, but just wait. There is Alcoholics Anonymous, then came Over-eaters Anonymous, so hold on for Backyard Chickens Anonymous.